Ahem.

Oh, human beings of the world.

When someone asks you to write down your name ... applying a club membership, for example ...

You are supposed to write your full name.

Not just, say, 'Lucy'. Because, dudette. You're not the only person in the entire world named Lucy.

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Ps. There is no HU member named 'Lucy'. No offence is meant towards anyone named 'Lucy'.